Antinet - Funny Band Names




We have compiled a list of bad, idiotic, and just plain sad band names.
our only requirement was that they actually be in use at some point in time.


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Culprit Reef
Dadavinci
Death Rattle
13th floor
Jason and the Arguments
Carbon Dated Lung Cookies
Astral Crapshoot
Ozzy Osmond
Clint Black Flag
Earth Wind & Firehose
Camper Van Halen
Duran Durancid
Acid Bath
Pist-On
Carcass - Wake Up And Smell The Carcass
Klank - Still Suffering
Dearly Beheaded
Pachinko - Behind The Green
Mortician - Hacked Up For Barbecue
Mass Psychosis - Necroporno
Human Remains - Using Sickness As A Hero
Paingate - Do The Wrong Thing
Misty Lixx
My Uncle the Wolf - lot of Mys, my First Knife, My Iced Beloved, My Cross to Bare, My Pet Demon, Myndsnare
Dream Smashers Inc. - actually kind of good.
Fussy Pussy
Enelweiss
Frog and the Porn
Thou Shalt Suffer
Thousand Points of Hate
5 Days Bleeding
Zonderhoof
Zn–white
Fourever
Fractal Dawn
Mad Poltergeist
Morbid Enema - there's a lot of morbid out there, also Morbid Impeller, Morbidium, Morbidox, Morbidus Vacuum
Excellence of Execution
Excessive Bleeding
Excrementos - I dont know if this mixes with a 2-liter cola, but I dont want to be there when it explodes.

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